Conservative Oath
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Conservative Oath
I believe in the tradition and variable interpretation of the King James Bible and the pre 1861 United States Constitution.
Save us from the Liberal compulsion of Public Education and Universal Health Care.
May we control the World.
May our weapons protect us from our timidity.
May the Blacks and Browns races do our bidding and call us Massa.
All other races and aliens excepting White will take birth control.
May our women be at our feet and know their place.
May all Homosexuals be sent to Christian conversion camps or to Uganda for Special Treatment.
May Christianity be the law of the Land, and to bring Christianity to the World at the point of the gun.
May minimum wage return to $1.65 an hour, and all overtime pay abolished.
May the work week be extended to sixty hours a week.
May we abolish taxes for the rich and the more equal people.
May we abolish all elections, Liberals need not be elected anymore.
May we rewrite history.
May we be the new Rome.
Do I believe this could happen? Not all at once, but many Conservatives openly believe all this. It’s too bad, when a great country cannot be great with so many thieves and thugs who want to turn back the clock on progress.
If you are elected by the people, then you should work for the people.
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A little less "May we" and a little more "We Will" and you'd have nailed it down perfect.
Nice Hub, Mr. Jinks
Don't tell me you honestly believe all this crap?! Seriously? Enforce Christianity at gun point? You may have good or at least decent voice when it comes to writing, but don't you have a life to live? Why create such lies? Its not even funny anymore....
I've seen this before
I didn't think they could be so honest.
CP
kkalmes 21 months ago
Hello HJ, this might be hysterical if it wasn't so scary!